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♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
If anybody needs me, I’ll be drinking my Ensure and waiting for my AARP card to come in the mail.
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HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
"In the joy of others, lies our own."
This is incredible.
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i made this for myself (asked help from facebook friends) but i think maybe it will help someone else too
A commission I had done by h1kar1ko. This piece will be going on the side of my new computer case as well as on my wall.
She really did ordered pizza lmao
that tip is awful i’m so PISSED
ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???
I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.
for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips
She literally tipped him $1000 on her show the next morning
To the person who bike delivered pizza. A $7.50 tip on an $11.50 is really great. I mean technically the tip standard is 15%-20%, leaving you with around $2. They are not required to top, and you certainly shouldn’t expect an almost 200% tip. You do not know what they earn and it is not their fault you ride a bike, you chose that job. Be grateful for those people. Save your anger for when you work a $100+ table that you’re having to run around and constantly cater to and they tip that same $7.50 or walk the tab all together.
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